fry punishment.

I managed to trip and almost fall on my face on my way home from a Mcdonalds french fry run yesterday. I tripped down the pathetic 2 steps in the mall hallway, lost my shoe and caught myself just before landing on my face. I also let out a awkward halfhearted yelp as I attempted, limbs flailing, to catch myself. The result was me looking like a fool while an old man standing nearby tried not to stare and a girl walking past tried not to burst out laughing. I would have preferred if she just laughed.

I decided the fall was punishment for the amount of mcds I eat. Bad news.