things i have spilt on myself this week
pasta
beer
soya sauce
a full cup of coffee (scalding hot i might add)
leftover curry
laundry detergent
whisky
hummus
more beer
the contents of a burrito
... i need a bib. or a drop cloth.
i have also noticed that eating any kind of food on a date does not work to my advantage. unless the other person is attracted to someone who looks like they just crawled out of a dumpster after eating.
...maybe the dumpster thing is a little extreme. but still. food+tadia=mess
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